.....and released in a local wild life study.

the following information has been assertained.....yes.....assertained.... through a study of my migratory habits.


1. i continually imagine being blindsided when im driving...if theres a gap in the cars in the lane to my left... i keep thinking that one day some asshole is going to be running from the cops and trying to slip through and boom.

2. i will walk around the school on the wrong floor the back way to the elevator and act like i know exactly what im doing cause i got off on the wrong floor.....so i dont look like an asshole.

3. i love wildest police car chases on tv....its hilarious they add squealing tires to everything...a car will screach to a slow gradual hault... or a station waggon will pull away normally and it sounds like a dragster taking off.... but again... this just fuels #1.

4. if i could have a super power it would be the ability to hit people as hard as they were stupid.

5. i miss rotary phones

6. i dont know enough people to tag anyone who hasnt already been tagged......for shame.